In 2012, when the Mayan calendar ended, and our timeline shifted, AGAIN, I was...thrown...into...2026

Forced to participate in a society I never wanted to be part of (womp womp), I'm a Millennial caveman..

I've been searching for
my people (starseeds), but I haven't been able to find very many so far

What's even worse, is I am not even from this planet...I crash-landed in TEXAS, back in 1981..

I've sent out multiple SOS signals.. I am not sure they've reached my home planet yet..

I'm not quite as flexible on Earth, but...I can still do THIS