

In 2012, when the Mayan
calendar ended, and our
timeline shifted - AGAIN,
I was thrown into 2026..
I'm a Millennial caveman.. forced to participate in a society I never wanted to be a part of. Womp womp
I've been searching for
my people (starseeds),
but I haven't been able
to find very many so far
What's even worse is, I am not even from this planet...I crash-landed in TEXAS, back in 1981..
I've sent out multiple SOS signals.. I am not sure they've reached my home planet yet..

I'm not quite as flexible on Earth, but...I can still do THIS