In 2012, when the Mayan calendar ended, and our timeline shifted - AGAIN,
I was thrown into 2026..

I'm a Millennial caveman.. forced to participate in a society I never wanted to be a part of. Womp womp

I've been searching for
my people (starseeds), but I haven't been able to find very many so far

What's even worse is, I am not even from this planet...I crash-landed in TEXAS, back in 1981..

I've sent out multiple SOS signals.. I am not sure they've reached my home planet yet..

I'm not quite as flexible on Earth, but...I can still do THIS