Welcome to the Whut The Fuzzle page on my website. Here you will find some random videos and amusing alter egos I've created that don't really fit under any of the other categories on this site.
This first video is something my friend Lauren helped me film, which involved a blue puppet, fluffy chick head, and sexy mannequin legs.
Put that all together, add "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis, and you get something silly and saucy.
Edward Weinerhand
I went to a pre-Halloween costume party as EDWARD WEINERHAND one time.
People at the party could not stop talking about my weiners, and yet no one wanted to stand too close to me...it was kind of awkward.
However, once the alcohol kicked in and my weinerful aroma had a chance to waft throughout, the dudes got hungrier while the girls got hornier. It was a good time to have a weiner hand.
Bready Krueger
Edward Weinerhand inspired my
next character, Bready Krueger.
I attended a Halloween party on the 31st in this guise, where a
highly intoxicated Bill S. Preston (of Wyld Stallyns fame) banished me to hell.
I tried to explain that I
was the distant cousin of Freddy Krueger; just because I was related didn't mean I was evil.
Instead of killing kids in their dreams, I just feed them
breadsticks dipped in marinara and garlic sauce. Nummy nums!
A message to all the haters
R. Thies does the Hippy Shake
Captain Snarky
Captain Snarky is a fictitious internet
personality. I wanted a creative outlet for my writing, so this seemed like a fun character to annoy and amuse people with...particularly on Yahoo! Answers.
I spent a little time on Yahoo! Answers, pestering people with my sarcastic absurdity. What follows are some samples of the responses I wholeheartedly administered to the unsuspecting.
