R. Thies Animation


"The Toke Before Christmas"
Running Time: 4min 3 secs

This yuletide parody is, of course, based on the Christmas classic "The Night Before Christmas". Written, animated, and narrated by yours truly.


"Deck the Balls"
Running Time: 18 secs

This brief animation expands on the animated gif (below) of my exhibitionist xmas tree; this version includes a heartwarming melody.


"Diarrhea Diaries"
Running Time: 3 minutes

Diarrhea Diaries, as you may already surmise, is a fartoon about poop. But it's not just about feces; there's a naked superhero in it, too! Warning: Not Suitable for Children, Not Safe For Work


"Perturbed Pizza"
Running Time: 31 seconds

Perturbed Pizza is a demonstration of just how sporadic a slice of pizza can be.

This is part of a series of animations I call Art Toons. There may be no definitive plot, but they are intended to be visually stimulating nonetheless.


"The Arrival and Departure of Inspiration"
Running Time: 54 seconds

Based on one of my full-color drawings, "Enlight Bulb". I'd say this one falls under the Art Toons category, as there is no plot; it is what is. Trance-inducing psychedelic animation.



"Love Stinks"
Running Time: 7 seconds

An animated greeting which celebrates a growing apprehension towards Valentine's Day. Is it really a day for love and romance, or just another consumption-driven holiday?

R. Thies Animated Greeting Cards
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"Deck the Balls"

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"Frosty's Fetish"

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